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Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Chandler: Its not a big deal. Its, just its right here, (points to his eye) and its all the time.
Chandler: AhhhhIm not going to call you.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Ross: No, because your not upset.
Monica: She has to know that your not ready.
Phoebe: No it's not, sorry.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so... (assistant walk out, not impressed by this statement) (Ross takes his bathrobe off and he enters the tanning booth. He stands up in front of the red light and the sprayer starts and sprays his face and torso)
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!
[everyone is quiet, unsure if she's done or not]
Chandler: I do NOT want this unit!!
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Phoebe: Okay, I asked for the news, not the weather.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Ross: Well it turns out that Ben and Stings son do not get along.
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
Chandler: (on phone) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (Listens) Yes, the groomNo! Not the groom!!
Monica: Aww, not right now.
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Phoebe: Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, cause its like 9:15 now, and Im not there.
Monica:: Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you (looks at the woman) but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.
Phoebe: Well, thats not something a girl wants to hear.
Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Chandler: Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
Ross: Its not a library...
Dr. Green: Why not?
Monica: Not at these prices.
Joey: Calm down, do you want this unit or not?
Ross: Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
Monica: This is not the bed I ordered!
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Phoebe: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.
Chandler: I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Chandler: Okay, Im not gonna have one.
Rachel: No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so
Joey: (walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...
(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)
Joey: Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
Rachel: Were not?!
Monica: No were not.
Chandler: Why not?!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hey! Youre not dead! Okay, see ya!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?
Joey: Not following you.
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
ROSS: Better not be doin' these in order.
Monica: No its not, its second.
Chandler: (normal voice) No. Not anymore.
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Joey: Im not finished.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Monica: No! Im not okay!
Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not deep enough.
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
Ross: Hey-hey, its valid okay? And Im not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Joey: Not a problem.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
Ross: (to himself) Not nice enough.
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Monica: Please, I'm not going for anything.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around