words in movies
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Rachel: Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Monica: Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!
Chandler: Do not speak ill of the dead.
Ross: is for me not to see you anymore.
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Ross: That's not advice!
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Joey: Hey, you're not Kip!
Monica: You're not gonna be phased out!
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Phoebe: Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
Joey: It's not a cat!
Joey: It's not a cat!
Chandler: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
Ross: Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Rachel: I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal.
Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Ross: Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
Ross: No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Chandler: I'm not a dropper!
Joey: Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Phoebe: Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.
Ross: What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from PhoebeOoh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets! (Gets them.)
Chandler: Not fun anymore?
Rachel: What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
Joey: Oh umm, not go.
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Joey: Yeah, and not put us in the middle.
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Joey: Not if you're gonna be like this!
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Monica: Not even close.
Rachel: Okay, they are. (No they're not.)
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Chandler: Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Chandler: (talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Monica: I knew you were not okay with that.
Monica: No it is not!
Chandler: Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I cant believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I cant believe that you would have a tux thats thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Gellers shoulder.)
Ross: No, its really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.
Ross: The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Ross: I did not freak out.
Monica: Not any more.
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.
Joey: Are you kiddin? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, shes got this crazy temper. SheShes not standing right behind me is she?
Ross: I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
Joey: Well, its not a part, no. Im teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension.
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
Chandler: I was not flirting.
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)
Joey: Oh! Tell her shes not marriage material.
Chandler: (not quite sure) You did.
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Chandler: No! Look, I dont cry! Its not a big deal! Okay?!
Chandler: This is not a sign!
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Chandler: They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!
RACHEL: Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Chandler: Then, I might as well � (grabs the cigarettes) do this (lights one, exhales). Not really sure what to do now.
Chandler: Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!
Rachel: Are you okay? Youre not blinking.
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: Of course not, because youre in love with her.
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Joey: Why not?!
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Joey: Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)
Rachel: Yeah, and not a very good one.
Joey: Thats not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow Im not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)