words in movies
Chandler: Is Monica not here?
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through!
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Chandler: I'm not lying to you, I watched it!
Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Chandler: Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.
Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Joey: It's not my first time.
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
Chandler: Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.
Rachel: Chandler, Im not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Joey: Whoa, I'm not done.
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Ross: That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Monica: Thats-thats not Phase Three.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Issac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Chandler: Hey, come on, its not your fault.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Joshua: Why not?!
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Monica: Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: Hes not 11!
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Joey: Its not that bad.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: It does not!
Ross: This is not fun!
Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.