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Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not (accent) Phoebe...
Phoebe: God! God! This is not going well.
Theodore: Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...
Bitsy: Well, not at all...
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Mike: I'm not interested.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Joey: It's not my first time.
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
Chandler: Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.
Rachel: Chandler, Im not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Joey: Whoa, I'm not done.
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Ross: That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Monica: Thats-thats not Phase Three.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Issac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Chandler: Hey, come on, its not your fault.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Joshua: Why not?!
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Monica: Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: Hes not 11!
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Joey: Its not that bad.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: It does not!
Ross: This is not fun!
Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.