words in movies
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
[Scene: Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, hes working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
[Scene: Rachels office.]
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Ross: So this is your office?
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]