words in movies
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Joey: Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Ross: Oh.
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh b-b-but it is!
Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90
Phoebe: Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head)
Rachel: Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Joey: Oh right great! Welcome aboard!
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Phoebe: Oh!
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
MRS. GELLER: Oh please, a relationship.
CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.)� Oh well, look at you.
Monica: Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Did you hear that?
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.
Malcom: Oh, this is log I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?
Phoebe: Oh! (Takes the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Yeah this is Phoebe. (Listens) Really?!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, thats notNo-no-no!
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Joey: Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back)
Rachel: Oh, Joey! Sorry!
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel: Oh, that must be it.
Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?
Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Phoebe Sr: Oh, thats okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples.
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Phoebe: Oh yeah?
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler funny?
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Joey: Yeah, that was a disappointment...(pause) Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Ross: Oh, okay. What-what about?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Rachel: Oh, thank you.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
Kim: Oh my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. Its like he hates you. Then it is true.
Rachel: Ummm. Oh! Im sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) Its a little old but
Rachel: Oh
Ross: Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!
Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.
Rachel: Oh, hi.
Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her.
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.
Chandler: Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: (she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Chandler: Oh, ok.
Chandler: Oh thats great!
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Chandler: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Janice: Oh.... my.... God.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Monica: Oh, hes catching up to her!
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Ross: Oh my God. I mean
Rachel: (as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)
Rachel: Oh! Ross is sooo great!