words in movies
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Ross: Oh, mine's December...
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Phoebe: (entering) Oh.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh! It's on! It's on!
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that "Woo-hoo" thing.
Ross: Oh.
Josh: Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Rachel: Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Ross: Oh! (He bangs his fists together.)
Ross: Oh no-no-no, it's my pleasure.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"
Monica: Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
RACH: Oh, it ended very well.
Phoebe: (Her face dropping) Oh, really.
RACHEL: Oh, I know, I know. [Turns on the TV. Joey in on it.]
CHANDLER: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
MONICA: Oh, yeah.
Phoebe: Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas bathroom right?!
CHANDLER: Oh uh, o, OK.
PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
CHANDLER: Oh.
JOEY: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
CHANDLER: Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . .
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where its been.)
MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. Thats why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hell find me.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Phoebe: Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock thats been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, it'll be fun. [throws a tennis ball at Eddie's bedroom door]
Courtney: Oh! Okay! Im gonna try it without the coffee cup cause I think its the left hand thats messing me up.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
MONICA: Oh, then go Vassar.
Rachel: Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope its you!
Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
ROSS: Oh.
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Melissa: Oh, isnt a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? (Phoebe agrees by grunting.)
CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
RACHEL: Oh.
Monica: Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
RACHEL: Oh my God.
MONICA: Oh, you look so great.
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
Rachel: Oh Pheebs thats so sweet(Grabs a pair of pants)Ooh, those are so cute!
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
Monica: Oh, come on its my wedding! That can be my present.
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
BOTH: Oh, ohhhhh.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe.
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
MONICA: Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
ROSS: Oh.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it.
PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.
ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
RACHEL: Oh.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
RACHEL: Oh, God.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
MONICA: Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?
PHOEBE: Hey now you have two. [Chandler looks annoyed] Oh, now you have two.
MR. GELLER: Oh thank you.
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I cant believe that!!
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
MICH: Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
RICHARD: Oh?
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I cant say croissant. (realises) Oh my God!
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
PHOEBE: Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.
RACHEL: Oh.