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[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
Monica: I think we found a place.
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Monica: All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)
Joey: (returning from a deli) Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Ross: And the place looks so nice!
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Carol: Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
Ross: This place is really beautiful!
Rachel: Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
Ross: What? (Excited) A-ohh! (Realizes) Ohh. Oh thats right thats right. Thats Richards favorite place too.
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Rachel: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
(Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his "football," then manipulates the head & limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents.)
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: Oh wow! Look at this place!
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat.
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Rachel: So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
JOEY: Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Joey: I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Mr. Geller: Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Joey: Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
Joey: Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin to that place.
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Joey: Well down at the adult video place down on Bleaker.
ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Ross: How about the place settings?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Is that a real place? (Rachels stunned) Are they hiring?
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
Chandler: Okay, is this lamp in the same place?
Chandler: Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place.
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter]
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Catherine: Actually, he is buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Pa.....
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Receptionist: Well, I think this is a great place to work!
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Ross: (looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]
Phoebe: Hi, Mike's place.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Chandler: Was that place... The Sun?