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Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
[Scene: A Theater, there is a casting session going on for a play.]
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!
The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! Ill see you in the morning. (exits)
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
ROSS: [impatient] Play it.
Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
Chandler: No, no, no, I dont, I dont really wanna play.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe!
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Ross: Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Chandler: Yeah, all right, Ill play.
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Ross: Right. Okay, lets play. Lets go.
[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, its the end of Joeys play.]
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
(He starts to play music.)
Ross: (sarcastic) And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: No, they-they werent in the play.
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)
[cut to the end of the play]
Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play hes in.]
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Joey: (to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?
(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and Its That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Joey: So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Ross: Well umm, yknow, I used to play.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
(The play starts.)
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Joey: You play hard to get.
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Ross: (stopping them) Okay, that-thats enough! Yknow, lets, lets let someone else play.
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Joey: Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
ROSS: You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.