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Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?
Gerston: No problem.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
JOEY: No problem. Hey Chandler
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
Ross: (picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)
RUSS: I know what your problem is.
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
JOEY: Hey no problem.
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Ross: No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
Joey: Great! Problem solved!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Phoebe: Is that a problem?
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
Rachel: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
(Robert looks down and realises the problem.)
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)
Phoebe: Wow, its like a dirty math problem.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
Ross: Thats no problem.
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
FBOB: I think you may have a drinking problem.
Phoebe: Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Ross: Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Ross: What kind of problem?
Ross: I had a problem.
Phoebe: Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Joey: Not a problem.
The Casting Director: Is there a problem?
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Joey: Oh yeah, no problem.
Caitlin: Oh, is there a problem?
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Ross: Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off.)
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Chandler: Is that a problem?
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
Ross: No problem.
Ross: Eh, no problem.
Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Monica: The only problem!
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandlers problem.
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Phoebe: It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Ross: No, not a problem.
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!