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(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]
Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)
Rachel: Guess what?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Rachel: Um... my... father.
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
Rachel: I know that. That's why I was getting married.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: I don't think so.
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Monica: Rachel! That was a library card!
Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.
Rachel: Sorry-
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: I knew.
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Rachel: Goodnight.
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Rachel: I'm just serving it.
Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: were you this irritating?
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She has the drugs!
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Rachel: Hi!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Rachel: Ill take that bet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)
Rachel: That proposal, at the planetarium
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Rachel: Hi! (Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Give her some money.
Rachel: (overhearing that) What-what about me?
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Rachel: Yeah well it looks great!
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: How are you?
Rachel: Yeah it is.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.)
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Marc: Oh hi Rachel.
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Rachel: Hi!
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Joey: God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?
Rachel: New people.
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Rachel: Ooh! Ow!!
Rachel: Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Oh for the love of God!
Rachel: Oh come on!!
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.
Ross: Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: I get it!
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Rachel: Oh we-we didnt.
Rachel: Okay. (Rachel lies back.)
Rachel: But I hired you!
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh hi.
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!