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[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Rachel: Hey Mon!
Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....
Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?
Rachel: Hmm.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Rachel: Well honey, what about you?
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!
Rachel: Ross, you know what...
Rachel: ...if you tell me, I might do it.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oooh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]
Rachel: Really!
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Rachel: Really! That-that great huh?
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Rachel: Mon. Hi!
Rachel: Why aren't you at work?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh, really, let me see, let me see.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Rachel: Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Rachel: Not even with your best friend.
Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
Rachel: Pretty much.
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing.]
Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Rachel and Monica: Ohh! (both grab there stomachs in pain)
(Rachel comes back carrying a shoe box.)
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, thats sweet.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Fine.
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Rachel: That would be great!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Rachel: Oh, Kim, Hi. (Kim doesnt even look up from her report.)
Rachel: I Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Why not?
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: From now?
Rachel: Well, thats great.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Rachel: Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!
Rachel: In a month?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Rachel: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
Rachel: Is that the heartbeat?
Rachel: I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes over to him and he feels her belly.)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Rachel: I knew.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
Rachel: Okay.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
Rachel: Just get out! Now!!
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Good different?
Rachel: Was she good?
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Id need an expense account.
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: (To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
Rachel: Whats this? Is this Rosss wedding invitation?
Rachel: Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?
Rachel: Who's this from?
[The first clip is from The One Where Rachel Finds Out.]
Rachel: What did you just say?
Rachel: Oh.... my God.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Rachel: She didn't hang up either...
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
Rachel: (answering it) (angrily) What?!
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Rachel: Ohh, ohh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh, god.
(Ross and Rachel hug.)
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I know, I can do more than cook.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.