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(He goes and sits down next to Rachel and puts a cigarette in his mouth, which Rachel takes away from him. He puts another cigarette in his mouth, and Rachel takes it away again.)
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Rachel: Come on, its a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasnt smoked since.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
Rachel: Oh right, cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Rachel: Oh my God!! Great!
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Rachel: Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: We use it!!
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sure, that too.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Rachel: Oh my God! The millionaires here!
Rachel: Hi!!
Rachel: Just one drink?!
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Rachel: Hypothetically!
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Rachel: Fine!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Phoebe: Hey Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Really?!
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah but Phoebe
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee.]
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Rachel: So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
Rachel: Im gonna marry someone good yknow.
Rachel: I mean it's my fault.
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
RACHEL: (lowers voice to imitate Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat.)� "Me too."
Rachel: How come you are?!
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Rachel: Okay, uh
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Rachel: its gonna be okay!
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: Oh!
Ross: Yes, very nice Rachel.
Rachel: Thank you judges.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.]
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!
Rachel: Aw, thanks!
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (To Monica) Well, people are different.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Rachel: Oh, make it stop!
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Rachel: Hi Pheebs.
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Rachel: You do? Why?
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Yknow, all the women.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
Rachel: Yeah okay, you laugh now, but shes gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly scared.)
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Ross: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
Phoebe and Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: I know!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: Cupid.
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Fine. (They start to walk away.)
Rachel: Im sorry?
Rachel: Noooooooo!!
Rachel: Well look whos here!
Rachel: Uh yes, heroin and crack.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering
Rachel: Well now whats the rush?
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Erin: Hey Rachel.
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Rachel: I get to hire my own assistant!
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Rachel: Yeah, see ya.
Rachel: Ugh, tramp!
Rachel: So hows it goin with Joey?
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Rachel: Theyre in Vermont!! How could this happen?! (She waves her arms franticly and hits Chandler.)
Rachel: Hi!
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no, yeah.
Rachel: Joey
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.