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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Rachel: Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!
Rachel: Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, thats sweet.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Rachel: Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean yknow, emotionally, mentally, physically
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Fine.
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Rachel: That would be great!
Rachel: (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
Rachel: No, just singing. (Does a little song.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Rachel: Why not?
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: In a month?
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Rachel: From now?
Rachel: Well, thats great.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.
Rachel: Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe, but I dont think I even care. I dont think hes the one Im sad about. Yknow, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I dont think Im handling it all that well.
Rachel: And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Rachel: Three people. Joshuas not gonna be there.
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Rachel: Well, apparently he scares easy.
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Rachel: Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebes lap.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Rachel: Im not gonna marry Chandler!
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
RACHEL: Why on earth would I understand this?
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Rachel: What is that noise?
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.
Rachel: Ow!!
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Rachel: Yeah, come here!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.]
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
RACHEL: Pretty much.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. (she gives her a kiss)
Rachel: Yes I am!
Rachel: What?
Ross: Rachel...
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Rachel: (She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Oh-ho!
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Rachel: Sure.
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Rachel: Ross! Stop that!
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: I really do.
Rachel: Rosss...
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Ow! Ow!
Rachel: Okay.
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Yeah, Im fine.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What thing? What thing?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?
Rachel: Ross, why didnt you tell me that?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: Um-hmm, yeah.
Rachel: Oh my God! Im gonna have to find another minister.
Rachel: Sophies desk.
Rachel: Whats Flimbys?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Rachel: Oh, hi!
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs. Oh hey, how's the dog?
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Rachel: Oh, hi!
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Rachel: Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar.
Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.
Rachel: Were not actors.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Rachel (she flips the coin): Ha, tails!
Rachel: Hey!
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Rachel: You dont?!
Rachel: What time is it?
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Joey: Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.
Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Rachel: Yeah