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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Whats the matter?
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Rachel: So what-what is the exhibit.
Rachel: Hi!
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Rachel: Umm.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Ooh, the gift shop!
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Rachel: What?! No! Why?!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Rachel: Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Phoebe: Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Rachel: Really? Who would, who would you marry?
Rachel: Oh Pheebs.
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Paul: (To Rachel) Thank you, its my moms. So this is the kitchen.
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Rachel: Its so secluded up here.
Rachel: I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Rachel: Get up!
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Rachel: Ahh. Thank you!
Rachel: Op, ice. I need ice.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Rachel: Go-go!
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Rachel: Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!
Rachel: Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Rachel: Surprise me.
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Phoebe: Rachel said that!
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Sssshhhh!
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Rachel enters, looking depressed)
Rachel: (looking at the check) Unbelievable!
Rachel: Oh!
All (except Rachel): Ross!
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Great! I'll call ya!
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Rachel: Thank you! Thank you!
Rachel: He offered me one.
[Scene: The hallway in Ross's building. Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner.]
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Rachel: Joey...
Rachel: (walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Rachel: Well, screw charity work. What've you got?
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Ross: You let Rachel come back, and it’s done.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Rachel: Hi.
Mr Campbell: Rachel?
Rachel: No, I’m still going.
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Rachel: Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Rachel: He offered me one.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Well, I took it.
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Rachel: You really think so?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, that sounds good!
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: Heey man, I work out.
Rachel: It's all done!
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.
(Rachel enters the room)
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Phoebe (to Rachel): You doing ok?
Rachel: Well, I've been better.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
Rachel: I love you Phoebe.
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Rachel: Ok. Monica?