words in movies
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]
Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe: Shhhh!
Rachel: All right, I got 48.
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Rachel: Seriously, it's moving!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list. Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Joey: Half hour. (Rachel turns to look at him and he nods yes.)
Rachel: Interesting.
Rachel: Huh. A moo-point?
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: How are you holding up?
Rachel: Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Rachel: Yeah. Hmmmm.
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Rachel: Because, uhit has to.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.
Rachel: Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)
Joey: (realizes what he said) Street noise drowned any of that out? (Rachel moves madly towards him) No, all right, I see you later, okay... (Turns away embarrassed)
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Rachel: No? (He shakes his head) All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Rachel: (uncovers the dog) Hi!
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Rachel: Oh.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
(Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a third hole.)
(He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
Rachel: (she stops and turns) Hi!
Rachel: No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.
Rachel: Yeah. Im sorry.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Right!
Rachel: Good!
Rachel: Right!
Rachel: What? Wait, what?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Okay!
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Rachel: Okay. Wait! Wait!
Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Rachel: Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think Im gonna wake her up.
Rachel: (getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.
Rachel: I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Rachel: Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well
(Rachel returns.)
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Rachel: Oh God, I really had a good time!
Rachel: What's that? (Points to the box.)
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Rachel: Umm, hi!
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Rachel: But, it's not raining.
(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)
Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Rachel: No.
Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
Rachel: Well, then talk!
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: I'm gonna do it.
Rachel: But I
Rachel: All right, fine.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
Rachel: Phoebe, woo!
Rachel: Yeah, what's it about?
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I don't care.
Rachel: Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.
(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
Rachel: Whats that song? It has been in my head all day long.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Rachel: High-five, the babies are coming! (They all high-five.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Rachel: Goo--ood night!
Steve: (from kitchen) Ah, cool! Taco shells! (Rachel motions, "You see!") You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Rachel: They're male nurses.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Ross: Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Chandler: Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey and Rachels.)
Joey: (to Rachel): That book got me through some tough times.
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)
RACHEL: Now I love you even more.
Rachel: Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Youre all gonna be aunts and uncles.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Rachel: Me?!