words in movies
Ross: (They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.
Joey: Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
[Joey's apartment, phone rings]
(The phone rings.)
(The phone rings.)
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Phoebe: No! (Rosss phone rings.)
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
(The phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)
[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels apartment, Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
(The cute guys phone rings.)
Rachel: Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! (She picks up the 2 pieces and looks at the stand.) Made in Mexico! Yes!! Ugh, who would buy this?! (Looks for a place to hide it and finds a wall sconce and drops the pieces into it and heads into the kitchen as the phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.]
[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Ross: Rings?
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Rachel: Hide my rings.
(Doorbell rings)
(Chandler's cell phone rings.� He looks at it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
(Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.)
(Phone rings.� Chandler answers using the speaker phone.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]
(Phone rings.)
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
(Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings.)
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
(phone rings)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
(Phone rings, Chandler picks up)
(phone rings)
(Her cell phone rings.)
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
(The phone rings, Ross picks up)
(The phone rings, Joey picks up)
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh uh lets-lets do the rings.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
PHOEBE: Great, I'm seeing water rings again.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
(one of the groomsmen gives the rings to Joey)
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. Shes got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
(The phone rings and Chandler goes to get it)
Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? (intercom buzzer rings)
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers)
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
<Amy's cell phone rings>
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
(She hangs up the phone and starts to head back to the kitchen and notices some money lying out, stops, reaches down to pick it up, the phone rings causing her to drop it, she quickly puts it back, and heads for the kitchen.)
Customer: (looks at it) All right. (Exchanges rings.)
Rachel: Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call.
(Mrs. Walthams phone rings and she answers it.)