words in movies
Ross: Pffhah.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Ross: Nothing, its just that hypnosis is beyond crap.
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
Ross: Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Ross: Here you go.
Ross: Sorry. (To remedy that, Ross scoops the cinnamon off of the top with his hand.)
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
(Ross lets them both sit in his chair.)
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.]
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Ross and Joey: No-no-no-no-no. (They start to turn away, but Phoebe stops them, and turns them back to face her.)
Ross and Joey: No.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Ross: All were saying is dont rush into anything.
Ross: Yeah, he-hes right, hes right. This is your time y'know, yeah, youre young, youre-youre weird, chicks dig that.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: It didnt.
Ross: Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (to Ross) Why cant I find that?
Ross: Dont ask me, I had it and I blew it!
Ross: Oh, no! No!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
Ross: Im the ring bearer.
Ross: Hi!
Ross: No!
Ross: Yes!
Ross: No!
Ross: No!!
Ross: Its mine.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Ross: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Chandler: Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
Ross: Hey.
Ross: I dont think you do.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Joey proposed to you?
Ross: Then what did happen?
Ross: What?!
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Ross: No, you didnt!
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
Ross: What?
Ross: Good weird?
Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did did you say yes?
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Ross: In the closet.
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Ross: Sure what kind?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Ross: Linen closet.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Ross: Yep.
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Ross: Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Ross: Im gonna go.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Ross: Joey!
Ross: No I dont.
Ross: No.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Ross: No!
Ross: No!
[Scene: The Baby Furniture Store, Ross and Rachel are checking out.]
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Oh my god, this really hurts!!!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Ross: Just Ross!
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Ross: October 18th.
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: Just ah just put roommate.
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Ross: Yeah.
(Ross looks away, not bothering)
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Ross: Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.
Ross: So apparently Im available for lunch.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes.]
[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Okay.
Ross: (smiles) Right.
Ross: What, Rach?
(Suddenly Ross jumps up from behind the counter armed with a plastic gun. By the way, hes overacting too.)
(Ross and Rachel enter)
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Ross: Not you.