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(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Ross: (to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Monica: What? Im just said.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Chandler: Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Ross: Well, I said it loud.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Emily: She said, "If Im not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Monica: Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Joey: But you said one.
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five'!
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) You said she was bald.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Phoebe: You said it was okay!
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Chandler: Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
FBOB: OK, look, this isn't the first time somebody's said something to me about this, but, I don't know... I always made excuses about it, like... uhhh... 'I'm just a social drinker,' or, 'C'mon, it's Flag Day.'
Rachel: I didnt I never said that.
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Ross: Ive said it! Okay?! But its over Joey!
Rachel: You said she was bald!!
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Rachel: Said what? Exactly.
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
ROSS: Then you should have said something before I met her.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, hes at Flimbys.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt....
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Mindy: I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid.
Ross: Well you said you couldnt go out so.... (pulls the cover off of the basket)
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Ross: She said what?
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Chandler: He just said, "No strippers."
Joey: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.
Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Monica: She said that?!
RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Monica: Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!
Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
Phoebe: Thats what I said.
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
DR. HORTON: No, no, they only said you.
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
PHOEBE: Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back so...still hoping.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...
PHOEBE: What? Is it - is this 'cause of what Ross said?