words in movies
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
DUNCAN: You always said I'd make it.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
Courtney: He said true or false!
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Joey: I said no.
Joey: No, I said fun!
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Phoebe: Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Rachel: Well, she told me. She said shes kinda a loner.
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Chandler: The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Rachel: You said girl!
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Joey: You said you didnt want to go.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Ross: He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Joey: (happily) She said yes.
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Joey: I said I didnt technically.
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Monica: I know, thats why I said again!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Chandler: He thought you said gonad.
Hayley: oh I thought you said Hi.
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
Joey: Seriously? She actually said that?
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Gavin: Yeah! But you said not to worry about...
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!