words in movies
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
DUNCAN: You always said I'd make it.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Courtney: He said true or false!
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Joey: I said no.
Joey: No, I said fun!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Rachel: Well, she told me. She said shes kinda a loner.
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Chandler: The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Rachel: You said girl!
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Joey: You said you didnt want to go.
Ross: He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Joey: (happily) She said yes.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Joey: I said I didnt technically.
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Monica: I know, thats why I said again!
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
Joey: Seriously? She actually said that?
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Chandler: He thought you said gonad.
Hayley: oh I thought you said Hi.
Rachel: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Gavin: Yeah! But you said not to worry about...
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?