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Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Chandler: Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had...
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Monica: Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
CHANDLER: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I did.
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Aurora: Yes, you said that.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Rachel: Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
ROSS: Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced.� Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Ross: Hi. She said yes.
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Joey: Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.
ROSS: Get away from me I said no!
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
Monica: (faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! Its good!
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
Joey: Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Joey: She really said that?
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?
Chandler: Something else I might have said?
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Phoebe: He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Ross: once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
RACH: That's what I said.
Rachel: Oh my God, wait did II just said Greens dont quit didnt I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens dont quit?!
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
CHANDLER: Who said anything about Christmas?
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!
Joey: Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
Joey: To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Phoebe: Yeah. But I also believed her (points to the phone) when she said I was next.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Chandler: But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Joey: I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.