words in movies
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Monica: (Reads) Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Ross: Well lets just say (singing) Rosss caaaaan!
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Chandler: Well, what did she say?
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did did you say yes?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Chandler: Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: Say what?
Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Mike: but you did say it
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Rachel: I was just going to say that I left my keys.
Chandler: Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Joey: Lets just say I took care of it.
The Fan: Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think youre really talented.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Bob: Toby! Im not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Ross: (to Chandler) Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.
CHANDLER: Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Rachel: Oh, all right. But yknow I gotta say, I dont, I dont think six years counts as an era.
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.
Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Joey: And what did she say?
Joey: Can't really say!
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Actress/Olivia: Don't say that...
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Ross: (mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
Ross: (to Emma) Can you say Barbados?
Monica: I dont want to say.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Ross: Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?
Chandler: Well, it didn't say "This is a virus"!!
Ross: What did it say?
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
C.H.E.E.S.E: You can say that again Mac.
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
(They all say to Monica, clink their glasses, and drink.)
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.