words in movies
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Ross: Are you serious?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Monica: Are you serious?
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Monica: Are you serious?!
Ross: Are you serious?!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Joey: You serious?
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: You serious?!
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Tag: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Rachel: Im serious.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Chandler: You serious? (follows)
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Chandler: I'm serious!
Joey: I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Ross: Are you serious?
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Mike: Are you serious?
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Ross: Thats funny. Umm . (Pause, then serious) Its not funny.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Monica: (very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)
Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Chandler: Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Rachel: No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.