words in movies
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Rachel: Are you serious?
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Frank: Are you serious?
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Ross: Are you serious?
Joey: Serious?
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Monica: Are you serious?
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Monica: Are you serious?!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: You serious?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Monica: You serious?!
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Tag: Are you serious?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
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Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Monica: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Rachel: Im serious.
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: Are you serious?!
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Chandler: I'm serious!