words in movies
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Rachel: No Monica! Im serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Monica: Are you serious? (they all look) Oh my God.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. (sarcastic) It's fun, it's different and no-one else has a name like that!
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
Rachel: Are you serious?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Frank: Are you serious?
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.
Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: Are you serious?!
Joey: Serious?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Really?! I-I thought you werent looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Rachel: Oh my God! Are you serious?!
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Ross: Are you serious?!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Monica: Are you serious?!
Joey: You serious?
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: You serious?!
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Tag: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: Are you serious?!
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.