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Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
(Joeys shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.)
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Ross: (shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Chandler: (shocked) What?
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
(The gang is shocked.)
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Joey: (shocked) What?
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!