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[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
(The gang is shocked.)
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Joey: (shocked) What?
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)