words in movies
(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
Chandler: Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Monica: Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Rachel: Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and hes gonna have his own life. Right?
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Chandler: Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Ross: And somebody took a shot at me!
Chandler: Why dont you just give him to somebody else?
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know youre in somebody elses shoes?
Ross: Oh, somebodys feeling better.
Chandler: I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Chandler: No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
JOEY: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks Im not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Mischa: (to Monica) Oh, hes unbelievable. I mean for the first time in three years somebody wants to actually want to talk to me, but do you think he would let me enjoy that, no!! (to Sergei) You silly diplomat, why dont you learn some English, Sergei?
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Phoebe: Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
Chandler: Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.
Rachel: Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Chandler: Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Chandler: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
Ross: Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?
Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when were on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and its like somebodys ripping out my heart!
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
Phoebe: Oh! Suddenly somebody knows all about the side affects!
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
Rachel: Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
Phoebe: Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Ross: Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebodys stairs!
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Chandler: Excellent! Yknow Ross met somebody too!
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
Janice: Oh please. Every moment is precious. Yknow? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends dont really seem to care too much that youre leaving.
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Monica: Somebody likes you!
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Chandler: Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Monica: Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?
Chandler: Did somebody sign your bra?
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.