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[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
Rachel: I dont. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because Im pregnant you think Im invisible.
Phoebe: (still mimicking a heartbeat, only faster) Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-PhoebeBurrrrr! (Mimics the sound of a cardiac monitor going off.)
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Dr. Long: Youre about 80 percent effaced, so youre on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If youre anxious there are a few ways to help things along.
Chandler: Dont go! Im sorry. Im so sorry! (Sees another guy who is still asleep.) Look! This guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! (Looks at him more closely.) Or, call an ambulance.
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
[Time lapse, Ross still laying a lot out the states.]
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: Ah, its still not the time.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
Monica: Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mothers still alive.
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Ross: Its still looks pretty far!
Chandler: Well we we still hang out.
Joey: Im still on the set!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, breakfast is finished but Rachels still down.]
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Monica: All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
Ross: Okay, break-ups still on!
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Chandler: Skidmarks still got a way with the ladies.
Chandler: I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
Ross: Yeah, but still, cheap shot!
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Monica: Its still beautiful.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Monica: Shes still mad.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Steve and Rachel are still there.]
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
The Food Critic: Still?
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
Joey: I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.
(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
STRANGER: Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Joey: Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentines Day.
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]