words in movies
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Chandler: Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?