words in movies
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
RYAN: [Puts his hands over Phoebe's ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)
Ross: Why would I tell him?
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
The Acting Teacher: All right, lets start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Rachel: (on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.
Ross: Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.
PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Joey: He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
MONICA: Phoebe, tell her!
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!
Monica: All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Monica: Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
Ross: It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
CHANDLER: Yeah, didn't he tell ya?
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Tell me.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Tim: I gotta tell you, you look great now.
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
ROSS: C'mon, just tell me, please, please.
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
JOEY: (to Chandler) What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
CHANDLER: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!