words in movies
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Monica: You have to tell David!
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
Ross: Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Chandler: Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
Monica: Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Rachel: Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Ross: It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
CHANDLER: Yeah, didn't he tell ya?
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Tell me.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Tim: I gotta tell you, you look great now.
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
ROSS: C'mon, just tell me, please, please.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
JOEY: (to Chandler) What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
CHANDLER: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Phoebe: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks thats better than Relaxi Cab.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
Ross: I'm gonna tell Mom.
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Chandler: Come on, tell me.
Joey: Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.