words in movies
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
Chandler: That's good! I liked it, they didn't. (he sees Joey out of the window hitting on a girl) Joey, for God's sake, go to work! (Joey runs away).
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Monica: That's all right.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Monica: That's great!
Chandler: That's true!
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: That's okay.
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Chandler: That's a pig.
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.