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Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Phoebe: (after a short pause) I didn't even think about that! (pause) Aaargh, sexual politics!!
Joey: Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
(Turns to look at Professor Sherman, only to discover that he is sleeping)
Phoebe: Oh, I'll take some of that.
Rachel: You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
Phoebe: Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Rachel: Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!
Rachel: Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Chandler: I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Chandler: Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Chandler: Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
Monica: I thought that was a good thing.
Monica: Yeah thats right.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Ross: Oh yeah, Id love that.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: I think that would be best.
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
Chandler: I made that joke up.
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ross and Joey: Oh! Thats nice.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Chandler: He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Joey: Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Chandler: Yeah, Im not in that.
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Rachel: Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
Ross: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Phoebe: Yeah, but you always say that.
Ross: Thats right! Thats right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
Ross: Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)
Monica: Is that all?
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
PHOE: No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.
Erin: Yeah! That would be great!
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
Joey: (smiling) That sounds fair.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: Thats right, you just enjoy.
Joey: Yeah that dog left!
Joey: No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Yknow? That was so awkward, we were really nervous.
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Chandler: So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.
Chandler: Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Phoebe: Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, cause Im pregnant.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Ross: Oh really! Why is that?
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Ticket Agent: Oh Im afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Ross: Thats crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Chandler: Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Joey and Chandler: Yeah, thats her.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Mr. Zelner: You wrote that you have a cute touchie?
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Monica: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Ben: Santa has reindeers that can fly!
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
(She turns the tree around so that her side, which is perfectly decorated, is showing)
PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Joey: What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
(Joey thinks that sounds familiar, but dismisses the thought.)