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Ross: I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. (Theres nothing on the shelf.) Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. (Theres one lone tomato.) And top shelf: expired products. (The shelf is jammed packed.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there. Phoebe walks in ringing a bell.]
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
Joey: (Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Ross: Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Oh, theres banana on it.
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Chandler: There I am!
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Y'know, just be there for her.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Monica: I'll be right there!
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Chandler: Well, I, I should go in there.
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Rachel: There you go!
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.