words in movies
Rachel: So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
Joey: Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Ross: Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Oh, theres banana on it.
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Chandler: There I am!
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Y'know, just be there for her.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Uh okay, well theres-theres wine in the kitchen.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Monica: I'll be right there!
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Chandler: Well, I, I should go in there.
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Rachel: There you go!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?