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EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
ROSS: Better not be doin' these in order.
CHANDLER: Yeah alright. What're these, raisins?
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Rachel: Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Malcom: These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, they're just for fun.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
RACHEL: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
Joey: It's okay, these things happen.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Monica: Not at these prices.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
Rachel: Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
RACHEL: These are from Halloween three years ago.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
The Grip: These got left for ya. (He hands him a bunch of helium balloons.)
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Monica: They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)...
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.
Phoebe: My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form )
Mr. Geller: ...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.
Joey: These little women. Wow!
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Phoebe: These old things.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
ROSS: Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
JOEY: What are these, like famous chickens?
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.