words in movies
PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.
[they sit at the couch]
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
[they both pour in packets of cappucino mix]
[they both stir thier coffee and proceed to stare into the mugs]
[they both try to drink while continuously stirring]
[They rush to put the cream and sugar in their cups and gulp down a few drinks]
[They leave. As they're walking out, the bullies are walking in.]
[they all put up their fists and prepare to fight]
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
[they all jump in the street and prepare to fight]
[they all run off after the guy]
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. (they both run out)
Joey: Thats her! Okay, come on! (They go over and open the door.)
(They kiss, passionately.)
Ross: They make you take an oath?
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
[They all get in the cab and drive away.]
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
(They start to kiss, then Rick stops suddenly.)
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Chandler: (to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
Ross: Bye. (They kiss.)
Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Chandler: Shh! (To the guy behind the counter) Nice to see you again. (They tries to walk past him.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
(They start to leave.)
(They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachels forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
(They all hug.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Ross: Yeah! (They high-five.)
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
(They both kiss.)
Joey: Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.
Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.
(They go back into the living room)
Phoebe: Theyve been quiet for a long time.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
PHOEBE: [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.
Phoebe: They are. Why?
Rachel: Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Chandler: (angry) Well if people dont know they shouldnt just guess!
All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Joey: They let you get married when youre drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Monica: They torn it down a few days early.
Joey: Chandler, look theyre actors. Theyre there to do a job, just cause they work together, doesnt mean theyre gonna get together. I mean just cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesnt mean its gonna happen with them.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
(They all turn and glare at him.)
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Joey: Welcome to America. (They both kiss.)
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Joey: When theyre hungry enough, theyll come in.
(They both go to her apartment.)
Ross: Hey, thanks Rach. (They hug.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
(They kiss.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Ross: They have another guess.
(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally. Finally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.)
Joey: Heyooh Pheebs, are they in there?
Monica: Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.)
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)
(They start playing.)