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PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.
[they sit at the couch]
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
[they both pour in packets of cappucino mix]
[they both stir thier coffee and proceed to stare into the mugs]
[they both try to drink while continuously stirring]
[They rush to put the cream and sugar in their cups and gulp down a few drinks]
[They leave. As they're walking out, the bullies are walking in.]
[they all put up their fists and prepare to fight]
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
[they all jump in the street and prepare to fight]
[they all run off after the guy]
(They all take a bite.)
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
(They confer again.)
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Chandler: They put you in jail?
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
(They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them.)
Joey: They do!
Rachel: Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! (Ross puts his arms around her and they act all sweetness and light)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
(They continue their trek.)
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug.)
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Monica: Who are they killing off?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Cecilia: They dont?
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
JOEY: They didn't fight a lot?
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
All: Hey! (They all go hug her, except for Ross.)
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Joey: Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)
Phoebe: Okay bye. (They kiss.)
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Phoebe: Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
(They hug.)
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
Joey: Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.
(The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Hotel Clerk: (watching the chase) They say he's only got half a tank left.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Joey: They know you know.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Fredrick: Thank you sweetheart. (They clink glasses.)
(They drive off.)
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Joey: (whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)
(Ross shuts it off and they get out.)
Joey: Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?
Phoebe: I know. They were mine.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
DR. HORTON: No, no, they only said you.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
(They both notice that Kristen has left.)
Joey: Why would they take away our keys?
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
(They all start laughing.)
(They both laugh.)
The Guys: Ohhhh! (They all look up in a moment of reflection.)
(they all drink from the champagne, but clearly dislike the taste of it)
Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.
(They frantically start making out.)