words in movies
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!
Phoebe: Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!
Ross: So this is an annual thing?
Joey: I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Chandler: That is the exact same thing.
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
MIKE: So, except for the fermentation process, beer and ale are basically the same thing.� Fascinating isn't it.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
Ross: What big thing?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
Phoebe: (to Ross) Im telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Chandler: Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel?
Joey: This thing welded shut?!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Ross: What thing?
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Ross: That is what the thing is.
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Mr. Tribbiani: I don't want you taking that thing.
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Chandler: I hate this thing!
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Ross: (blows her a kiss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Ross: Right! Right! I justI want you to know that Im going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctors appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartmentAlthough we could probably worry about that til after we get married.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Joey: Ohh, I know one thing!
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean its a really big step! And-and whats the rush?!
Joey: No, Im gonna!! Thats right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, youre doing the same thing!
Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that Ive ever done. But Im telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (Theres a knock on the door.) Yes?
RUSS: Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
JOEY: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing goin' over there but now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.
Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!
Joey: Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Mr.Heckles: See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
Chandler: Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Frank: See the thing is umm, were not able to yknow, uh, conceive.
Joey: But Jos got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean its like a girl-girl thing? Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.