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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]
Joey: Im an actor, yknow? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
(He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says "Rachel?!" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.)
Chandler: I think thats the youngest girl ever to reject me.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Chandler: Come on, dont be crazy. (To Rachel) You dont think theres someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Phoebe: (mouths to Chandler) Soul mate.
Chandler: (mouths to Phoebe) What?
Don: Your food is fantastic! Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu, once I get some coffees first. Um, anyone want any?
(They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Nothing! I swear to God I didnt know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. So
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Joey: Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.
Ross: No, I dont want to hit you.
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! I havent even thought about what I will say. What should I say?
Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
Monica: Me too! Yeah, Chandler cant stand it. He wont even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Monica: No. I dont think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Chandler: So you you dont want to live with Don in a cheese house?
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Rachel: and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean Im really worried the babys not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Malcom: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to stop, but I couldn't. I'm so pathetic.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Monica: (to clerk) Hi.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Monica: Its good to see you too.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]
Phoebe: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Chandler: Im here to see Mary-Angela.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Rachel: Fine! Im sorry for your loss! (Hands it back to her.)
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Chandler: Look forget it okay? I dont want to go. I dont want to see him. I dont wanna.
Ross: (on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Whitney: Were so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Joey: Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.]
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
ROSS: And that's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Monica: (sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Hi! (Rushes over to shake her hand instantly.)
(Camera pans back to Rachel)
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
CHANDLER: (to taxi driver) Just practicing. You're good. Carry on.
Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.
JOEY: Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.]
Phoebe: No, but lets come back to that later!
Joey: (to Lorraine) We can't do that.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
(Someone knocks the door, Joey goes to open it and Ross is on the other side)
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
CHANDLER: But hey, it's courtside.� The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . (Pause)� That's not the way to convince you.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Ross: You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Chandler: Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.
(Joey begins to contemplate his ill fortune.)
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Chandler: Well, it still has to go, right?
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Robert: (to Joey) Hey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Ross: Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
Ross: None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That�s not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didn�t tell anyone!
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
(They walk passed each other, Ross towards the door, Chandler towards the counter, suddenly they turn around to face each other)
Chandler: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him?
Joey: (whispering) No, I really have to pee.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)