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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]

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Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)

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Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That’s a lot of Monica.

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[Cut to the girls’ apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]

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Monica: Myself. Y’know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.

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Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.

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[Cut to the guys’ apartment.]

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Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don’t want to lose that.

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(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesn’t know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.)

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Joey: Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)

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Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…

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Ross: (to Rachel) So, we’re off.

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Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? It’ll mean so much to me.

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Phoebe: Oh, do you need a hug? You don’t have to bring me anything!

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(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves it’s entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)

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Joey: It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go… No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I’m gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

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Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, we’re not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?

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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]

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Emily: …and that was all before 10 o’clock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there aren’t any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. We’re not gonna be…

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Monica: Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!

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[Cut to inside.]

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Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?

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Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.

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Joey: Really? To what?

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Chandler: To Put the Camera Away!!!

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]

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Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.

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Rachel: Oh, I don’t know. I guess we have to eat.

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Rachel: I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.

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Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

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[Scene: A park in London, Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand.]

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Chandler: Well, I don’t have to buy that, "I’m with stupid" T-shirt anymore.

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Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)

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Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding.

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Emily: We don’t have to.

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Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn’t right.

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Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, I’m sure they’ll come back when we can do it right.

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Ross: I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)

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Emily: It’s not the pants. It’s you that is backwards. And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all! (She storms out.)

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Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

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Phoebe: Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.

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Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

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Phoebe: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.

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Joey: Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)

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[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]

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Joey: (on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.

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Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I’m in my map and-and…(Ross enters) Hey!

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Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!

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Chandler: I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

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Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)

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Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

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Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

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Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

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Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?

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Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

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Phoebe: Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later.

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(Phoebe has already hung up, leaving Joey in the dark. So Joey decides to watch some TV and turns on a rerun of Cheers, with the theme song playing. At first, he’s happy, but as the song progresses Joey gets depressed and homesick.)

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Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.

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(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)

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Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and… (Points to Ross) You go.

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Ross: And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain…

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Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because I’m going to London.

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Phoebe: What?! What do you mean you’re going to London?

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Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)

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Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

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Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.

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Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it’s not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?

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Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and it’s not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.

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Housekeeper: I’m afraid, I’m not at liberty to divulge that information.

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Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

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Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.

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Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)

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Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, we’re happy to do it.

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Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).

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(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)

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Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)That’s not food...No, I don’t, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.

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Chandler: Joey, it’s been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.

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Joey: (Pointing  at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)

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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]

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Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. I’m paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) I’m going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don’t want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?

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Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)

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Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And I’m going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)

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Rachel: (Running to the ticket counter) Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. (Slightly out of breath) Hi.

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Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?

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Ticket Agent: I’m just going to need to see your passport.

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Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.

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Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

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Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

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Mrs. Waltham: This is ridiculous. I mean we had an agreement. (Ross looks frustrated. She begins to scream at her husband.) Will you say something, Steven?! Please!!!

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Rachel: (Running to her room.) Hi, Pheebs.

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Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...

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Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]

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Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

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Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

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Phoebe: No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It’s very very important.

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Mrs. Waltham: No, I’m bored with you now. I’m going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)

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Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, I’m going to have to kick her ass too.

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Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

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Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

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Felicity: (Putting her arm around Joey.) Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.

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Monica: Well I didn’t want everyone to think I was stupid.

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Monica: My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I’m not going to let anything spoil that.

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Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

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Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)

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Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.

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Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, I’m not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it weren’t for us, cheap little man. (Emily’s stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)

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(Chandler’s trying to console Monica.)

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Chandler: Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

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Monica: Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married.

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[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]

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Rachel: Hi, I’m back. Listen, I need to...

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Rachel: Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.

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Rachel: Okay, you know what/ You’re going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.

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Ticket Agent: I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.

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Rachel: Look, If I don’t get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!

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Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.

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Ross: I’m getting married, to..day!!

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Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

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Chandler: I don’t want to look.

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[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]

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Rachel: Oh. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) It’s just, I’m ahh, I’m kinda excited. I’m, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)

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Phoebe: I don’t want to hear about her!!

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Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel’s coming to London.

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Phoebe: No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

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Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!

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Joey: Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!

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Joey: I know! That’s why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?

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[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]

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Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

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Passenger: (Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! I’m sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.

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Passenger: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.

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Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!

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Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesn’t know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)

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[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]

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Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)

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Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

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Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)

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(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

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Felicity: Um-hum. Talk New York to me again.

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Felicity: Mmm. (She pushes him up against the wall and they begin to kiss.)

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Mrs. Geller: There’s nothing to discuss. We’re not paying for your wine cellar.

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Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.

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Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.

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Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.

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Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that she’s in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. It’s bad luck.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. (He hugs her.)

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(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

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Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She’s almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)

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[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]

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Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.

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Joey: (Smiling.) Ohh great!! (Putting the phone to his ear.) Hello. (He begins to escort her down the aisle.)

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Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

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(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

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Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...

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(Rachel looks all around as if all the eyes in the chapel were looking at her as the picture fades to black.)

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Monica: Honey I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don’t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you’re still his friend.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. It’s the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay. (to Monica) It’s a racecar.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: Well then we’d be in a lot of trouble, you don’t know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: I know (she snuggles to him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Amanda: I appreciate this soo much, I've been trying to go out with this guy for like a month.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for (Groans) man.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged. (Points to her ring.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’s sister’s cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Here’s a copy of your bill.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… (Points to Ross and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and he’s panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! We’re checking out of the bridal suite.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, well, don’t tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing. So I’m screwed. I mean… (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, that’s you. You’re our little Em. Oh what’s that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance y’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and y’know—(Feels Eldad’s hair)—Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah…Ooh…Oohh…Ohh…Oh God…Ohh…Oh…Ohh…Ohhhh…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: I don’t accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better! Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Steve: Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip it under my door. (Points to his apartment across the hall.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(They start to walk into the living room and notice someone’s head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it’s Ross.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Oh it’s always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Chandler: I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, there’s one more thing. Uhh, uh it’s really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she’s never seen a naked man who wasn’t Jewish. So… (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You don’t want to see this do you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Joey: Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. (Goes into the bathroom and comes back out quickly) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: (thinking) You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Well, does that mean that you’re not going to wearing yours?

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like… (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: No! You don’t want to wreck it, you don’t want to go to fast!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: It’s just I can’t because my manager said I… (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie…

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[cut back to Rachel’s bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesn’t need to be; she’ll still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: ...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Chandler: To see her pants?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only he’s trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just… (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why don’t we just let the machine get that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Monica: Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: But, they’re across the hall! I mean that’s two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22