words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Chandler: Too dry.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Ross: Do you want me too?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Monica: Who are you talking too?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, if you want too.
Ross: Theyre not listening too me?
JOEY: Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Monica: I think so too.
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Rachel: Throw in the duck too!
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Chandler: Me too!
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Phoebe: Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?
Chandler: Dont go! Im sorry. Im so sorry! (Sees another guy who is still asleep.) Look! This guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! (Looks at him more closely.) Or, call an ambulance.
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
Joey: Kinda, but Ive just been having way too much fun.
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Joey: Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.
(She looks at Ross, a bit ashamed. Chandler mimes "big breasts" to Ross and lip syncs "Wow". Ross looks at him, astonished and then Monica looks at Chandler again. A little too late he changes the "big breasts" mime into "rocking a baby". When he realizes Monica might have seen it he also strokes his imaginary baby's head.)
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
MONICA: You need one too?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Chandler: Yeah, hes really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.
Monica: Me too!
Joey: Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Monica: Too strong for me?
Phoebe: Okay, then maybe I can come too!
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Janine: Me too.
Jill: You asked him too?!
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Rachel: Ross, it's too hard.
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.
Jill: You think so too?
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Phoebe: What else do they add smell too?
Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.
Rachel: Ohh! Me too!
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
Carol: Oh, me too.
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
Chandler: I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Janine: They said stuff to me too, yknow!
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Rachel: Oh! I used to do that too!
Joey: Me too.
Phoebe: I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Chandler: Me too.
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Rachel: Yeah me too.
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Monica: What are you up too?
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Rachel: Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?
The Smoking Woman: Who are you talking too?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.