words in movies
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Chandler: (smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.
Susan: It's my baby too.
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Chandler: I-I think we have too.
Monica: Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too!
CHANDLER: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.
Rachel: Well thank you, you too.
Ross: Yeah, me too.
Chandler: Actually, me too.
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Rachel: Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
JOEY: Me too, we should get goin'.
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Phoebe: Thats fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too.
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Allesandro: Just give me a chance too
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Jamie: So, so youre here too?
Woman No. 2: Did I put too much rum in here?
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Monica: You look great too.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Emily: Me too!
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Emily: Me too.
Joey: Yeah, I have stuff in there too.
Phoebe: Thats too hard. Too hard!
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Phoebe: Me too.
Phoebe: Me too.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
CHANDLER: Oooh, Rich is goin' to the party too, huh?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Monica: I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" too?
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.
Bonnie: Thanks! You too.
Emily: Well, up yours too!
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Joey: Me too.
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?
Ross: Yknow, I-Iyouve done a lot of stupid stuff too! Okay?
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Ross: Happy too.
Ross: Oh, I missed you too.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Mike: I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Janine: Yeah well, do you guys wanna come too?
Monica: And youre cute too.
Phoebe: Oh, me too!
Chandler: Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big
Chandler: I know that too. (They kiss)
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Chandler: Fine! Maybe I will too!
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: I do too! I do too!
Monica: Me too.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Joey: Hey, you're back too!
Joey: Yeah, I was bummed too.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: I know that too.
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?
Joey: But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
Chandler: (on phone) I love you too.
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
Joey: Nah, Im too depressed to eat. Ill probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess Ill just fly home with you guys, what times your flight?
Phoebe: You too!