words in movies
Richard: Just the last two pages.
Joey: (pause) Because Vincent, we were lovers. (Pause) For two years!
Ross: Give me two.
Richard: Im wearing two belts.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Rachel: No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.
Ross: I bet two dollars. (throws it in)
Chandler: Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?
Rachel: Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Ross: Yeah, its hard okay, I only have two spots left.
Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Chandler: It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
Phoebe: Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
PHOEBE: Hey now you have two. [Chandler looks annoyed] Oh, now you have two.
Sarah: So thats two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. (Does the Brown Bird salute, she blows on a bird call, then holds her hand, palm facing out, next to her face, and then waves it like a bird flapping its wings.)
Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
[Scene: Riff's, Phoebe is entering. Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when...]
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Monica: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
PHOE: Two.
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Eric: Its just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
JOEY: How come you have two?
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
RACHEL: Two, two babies?
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
(Phoebe walks by, ignoring the two strangers.)
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
JOEY: Alright. Cab driver number two?
Chandler: OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. (holds up two cards) Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. (Joey is unamused) Alright babe, deal the cards.
Chandler: (nearly whispering) Oh dear God, there's two of them!
Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime thats the same.
MONICA: But you've only slept with two people.
Chandler: Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
RICHARD: Two.
MONICA: Oh, yay. Ok about that two.
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Judge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?
Joey: Maybe you two should live together.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
(Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.)
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?
Monica: Its like two miles!
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
Chandler: Man, those two dogs are going at it!
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
MONICA: [grabs the other two bars on Richard's side and scores] Score! Now can we go?
Joey: Yeah-yeah, its down to me and two other guys.
Chandler: Why two?
Phoebe: Two?
Ross: Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...
ROSS: Um-hmm. [puts them on] I have a condition, apparently, that I require two different sets of focals.
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Rachel: Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.
Chandler: Okay, one...two...
Joey: So we are going on two?