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Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Joey: Oh uh, I dont know the boat way to say this, but uh never!
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Chandler: Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
Monica: Uh, Ross.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Rachel: Uh, Joey..
Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
Rachel: Yeah its umm Yeah its uh It-its yknowIts nothing.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: So, uh, how's she doing?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Joey: Uh, four.
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
David: Uh, ow.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-