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Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Fireman #1: Well uh, do either of you smoke?
Fireman #1: No-no-no, do you uh light candles? Burn incense?
Joey: This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)
Ross: What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.
Ross: Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyones name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.
Chandler: Uh, Dana Keystone from college.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Chandler: (breaking up) Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh
Ross: Yknow I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to (He sees some of his colleagues enter and puts his head on her lap.)
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Joey: Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Chandler: No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
JOEY: Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Joey: Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Chandler: Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Rachel: Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
CHANDLER: I will have the uh, Cajun catfish.
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Ross: It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Joey: Right. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo.
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Ross: Uh actually Joey, its the Cretasous period.
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
ROSS: Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
ROSS: Uh, aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a bust.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Joey: Uh, some of her friends, yeah.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Joey: Uh, okay, Pheebs?
Dan: Uh, bye Monica.
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.