words in movies
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
Phoebe: Thats right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know Ive had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And Im sure youve had them for us.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.
Joanne: C'mon, this is us.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.
Chandler: Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.
Chandler: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Joey: Yeah, and not put us in the middle.
Billy Crystal: Im sorry. Ex-excuse us. Im sorry, its a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Rachel: I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Rachel: And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
Ross: So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Chandler: I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.
LITTLE BULLY: He told on us?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Rachel: And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Ross: C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
Phoebe: She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Rachel: Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Monica: ...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: Did he mention us?
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
Rachel: Dont call us that! (Storms away)
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Joey: Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Chandler: Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers?
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Janice: Just us.
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Jamie: Hi, its us.
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?