words in movies
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.
Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Joey: RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
Monica: We are! Help us!
CHANDLER: Oh, sure, they love us over there.
Chandler: All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
RACHEL: Ross, there is no us, OK.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
CAROL: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room, or?
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?
Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
JOEY: Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?
Joey: Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine.
PHOEBE: Actually, it makes us feel that big.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: (looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)