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Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.
Monica: The three of us?
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.
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Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...