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Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.
Monica: The three of us?
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Monica: Phoebe, stop writing about us!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
Rachel: But you could teach us.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.