words in movies
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Rachel: (Like a big baby) Um... unless, unless I use yours.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Joey: If you want, Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
Ross: I'm gonna use the cushion.
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
Ross: Can I use.. either thumb?
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
Chandler: Why dont you use ours across the hall, cause she has problems.
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And Im afraid were gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a What? look) Love.
Ross: Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Ross: Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!
Joey: I could use a challenge! Its getting pretty easy.
Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?
Ross: (Still annoyed) Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
Rachel: We use it!!
Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Chandler: You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Joey: (on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Joey: Everyday use.
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Michelle: No, actually, see I had to pee, �cause I can�t use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.
Joey: If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Chandler: Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
Phoebe: Did I use that already today? Im sorry.
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Hestons dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Chandler: Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
Phoebe: I know. Use it.
Joey: (to Monica) Can I use your phone? (On phone) Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Joey: Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?
Rachel: (taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}